Day 28

and everything turned itself inside out and i woke up in the middle of the night with the beam of a flashlight in my face and the ear-splitting cackles of hundreds of bodies making their way into my tent; back from the dead, and early. i suppose i should be relieved, and in all honesty i am. however, i'm not really relieved about the early aspect to their arrival. i was looking forward to a couple days of peace and quiet, free from the hoots and hollers of the infantry. furthermore, downloading the complete series of rocko's modern life is now complete pipedream, the internet is destined to be clogged.